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robclarke: Cluck-o-matic, 1993 One of my favorite and more sexually retarded fantasies is of a grown man clucking like a chicken. I can even make myself go cock-a-doodle-doo if I think about him laying a big golden egg for me.
Fried Chicken, with egg, Italian Prosciutto and herbs. It’s the most complex sandwich recipe on Earth, thus ensuring these two creatively bankrupt attention-whores have plenty of time to sink into the watery oblivion they so amply deserve…
adogandponyshow: Cluck-o-matic, 1993 One of my favorite and more sexually retarded fantasies is of a grown man clucking like a chicken. I can even make myself go cock-a-doodle-doo if I think about him laying a big golden egg for me. Bodyswap is one
juststuffedbellies: xldinnerbelle: Settling my stomach with a big bowl of ice cream after a huge meal of chicken fried steak and eggs! Wow!
jennifermatarese: myniamh: pluckypalaeontologist: sonneillonv: XD That last one, OMG THAT IS ALSO MY ANSWER TO THE CHICKEN/EGG THING AND I AM RLY ANNOYED BY IT BEING CONSIDERED A “DEBATE” LIKE DUH DUH YES. EGGS EXISTED LOOOOOONG BEFORE CHICKENS
The Ayam Cemani is a breed of chicken native to Indonesia. These birds are unique in that they are completely black. This includes their feathers, skin, beak, comb, tongue, muscle, bones and even organs. Their eggs are, of course, white. Perhaps the
spudsworth: chinad011: pineapplebananacurry: cookingformorons: greencarnations: How to make your ramen 9001x better, courtesy of /ck/ And you can buy roast beef and roast chicken on the internet. I am set for ramen for like a year now. QUICK EGG
clittycocksgalore: It’s a “chicken and egg type question” —- is a sissy born or made. Both, I think. I still like to think I am a man, but my first thought when I saw that picture was, “God I wished I looked like that - had an ass like that.
harlequinnade: first impressions: x-men and x-men: days of future past
Even though it was cold today and a gentle snow was coming down thick, I was excited to be out canvassing for the election. Our ballot measure had started out as a longshot, but ever since the news had started reporting on us our numbers in the opinion
GOOD GODI’M NOT KIDDINGMY MOM HAD THIS WHEN I WAS A KID!I lied to the other kids and said square chickens laid these eggs! She still has it! But the best part…We were talking about this earlier today and when I went on Pleated Jeans (a site I
brialas: i just realised you Imperial Fuckholes have no idea what these things are: thats right, sweet rolls these orgasmic mouth fillers are made from butter, jug of milk, sack of flower, chicken’s egg, and salt pile. these little fuckers are stolen
food-porn-diary: Chicken and waffle sandwich with bacon, cheddar, sriracha mayo, and a sunny side egg [OC][3369x2246]
derinthescarletpescatarian:reverendyoda:derinthescarletpescatarian: friendly-neighborhood-wizard:derinthescarletpescatarian:Should’ve checked whether anyone in my house likes eggs before we got chickens. I have 67 eggs that need eating. go out and
dennys: psst—why aren’t you following the grand slams yet? what are you chicken? huh? ba-kaw! ba-ba-kaw! come on chicken! show us some leg! and some wing! now drop and give me twenty! eggs! Those tags tho
a-soul-unbound: averymuether: Growing up and even now I have learned in depth about wild animals and other creatures. But when I learned about farm animals and other commonly eaten animals I was taught “milk comes from cows!” “chickens lay eggs!”
chinad011: pineapplebananacurry: cookingformorons: greencarnations: How to make your ramen 9001x better, courtesy of /ck/ And you can buy roast beef and roast chicken on the internet. I am set for ramen for like a year now. QUICK EGG IN UR RAMEN
chimpgoods: Hand carved and etched Victorian Lace chicken eggs by Beth Ann Magnuson.
miss-nerdgasmz: aquarian-sunchild: To the person who has recently earned a Silkie chicken (aka “fluffy chicken”) because of Tumblr: Did you know that with some food coloring or Easter egg dye, a sponge and a whole lot of patience, you can do this
fyeahastropics: Stars and Globules in the Running Chicken Nebula(via APOD; Image Credit & Copyright: Martin Pugh ) The eggs from this gigantic chicken may form into stars. The featured emission nebula, shown in scientifically assigned colors,
blondebrainpower:Chicken pulling rabbit sitting on egg, rabbit’s ears move up and down, marked “Lehmann”, original painted surface with minor chips and losses, one wheel and axle bent, working order except for one bent spoke that catches, 5 x 7
food-porn-diary: I ate at the 19th hole: chicken fried steak, eggs sunny side up, Potatoes O'Brien (and sourdough toast and coffee not pictured) [OC, 1839 x 1226]
oarfjsh:“eggs are chicken periods and eating them is gross” vegetables and fruits are plant genitals that we have selectively bred over millennia to be extra juicy and swollen 👍
kaloyambao: Lechon and rice :D! fml i cant eat this during thanksgiving :( cus i ate tooo much this week….especially today hahaha so just today i ate/Drank: Chicken & Waffles Biscuits and Gravy with scrambled eggs 3 cups of hot coffee all from
ainawgsd: Kiwi Kiwi or kiwis are flightless birds native to New Zealand. At around the size of a domestic chicken, kiwi are by far the smallest living ratites (which also consist of ostriches, emus, rheas, and cassowaries), and lay the largest egg in
buhbuhraydudley: *watching dj khaleds snapchat* me: here we go Dj khaled: lets go see what we gon have for breakfast today Both of us at the same time: chicken sausage, egg whites, and water.. key to success
yeah yeah the chicken and the egg is great and all but
despazito: despazito: vegans who refuse to even eat backyard eggs….why people who think its unethical to eat chicken eggs are like people who think bees should keep all their honey. they literally produce more than they need and your unwillingness
fitchris25: Spinach salad with avocado, tomato, chicken breast and cheese. And, of course, topped with four fried eggs.k
Did somebody want to view mexican fajita eggs? This is squash (half of the phallic shaped one in fact), kale, bell pepper, and chicken sauteed on high with a buttload of fajita seasoning. Then i added the eggs, reduced to medium, added salsa, and then
your-daily-jontron: Chicken Jon smashing unfertilised chicken eggs and dwelling on his ineptitude - The Skateboard Kid
todaysbird:chickenkeeping: despazito:great-and-small:homeofhousechickens:todaysbird:the fact that chickens, who produce eggs for families and are fairly low-cost pets after initial expenses, are not allowed in many areas due to noise but dogs, who are
princeloki: tresanosmas: princeloki: surprisebitch: pancakes are made of eggs omfg yeah i gotta tell u something… laying boxes are often designed so the eggs roll out of sight because chickens can and will eat their own eggs ive got a chicken
i-have-no-gender-only-rage: My worst fear is getting a chicken egg in my uterus and then thinking i am giving birth to a human but really its just a chicken
etct: jamiemortara: i like calling people “good beans” instead of “good eggs” because it’s vegan and beans are cuter icallyou egg because i crack you open like weak shell of chicken
ann-sulu: All were great. I especially loved the alphabet one using the diiq version, and the chicken and the egg quote; but I actually laughed out loud at the last one. XD
everybody-loves-to-eat:hunan beef and chicken combo with fried rice and egg roll
surprisebitch: g-u-t-s-o-v-e-r-f-e-a-r: godfreakingawesome: heart: IF YOU ARE HAVING A DEBATE WITH SOMEONE ABOUT THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG COMING FIRST, YOU NEED TO SHOW THEM THIS VIDEO AND IT WILL SETTLE EVERYTHING AND THIS IS WHY I LOVE RYAN HIGA SO
aquarian-sunchild: To the person who has recently earned a Silkie chicken (aka “fluffy chicken”) because of Tumblr: Did you know that with some food coloring or Easter egg dye, a sponge and a whole lot of patience, you can do this with your new chicken?
berniewong: Summer Breakfast.Scrambled eggs with ‘Zephyr’ squash and chanterelle. Some of the eggs were teeny, from new chickens.
tupactribute: “Leila Steinberg: Pac was a great cook. His favorite things to make were egg rolls and chicken wings. This one night we were so broke and starving and he made potato tacos and Top Ramen. He could make Top Ramen in a million different
happy easter friends!! I spent my morning throwing up right before searching for eggs, apparently im sick so bye bye all my chocolate I just received
justagirllookingtoeat:i just finished my very first ever stuffing!! oh man, i look so pregnant right now!!! first pic: before stuffing and after pre-stuffing snack to prepare my stomach (2 egg rolls, a chicken wing and some french fries)second pic: after
stilhard: …kind of like the chicken and the egg…
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
singularnarrative:slimgoodymakeba: terezi-pie-rope:carlboygenius: 10 Tyson Tweets the fucking last one The last one! I feel so vindicated on the chicken/egg thing, that always seemed to be the only logical explanation once I learned about evolution
i am so fucking hungry and until i get carne asada fries and a burrito and an horchata and chow mein and an egg roll and orange chicken and sushi and enchiladas and oh mi dios some mole and a pepsi you guys will not hear the end of it.
pazdispenser: chicken….eeveelution pokemon proposed ability: signature move where it lays an egg like a substitute, and if within the few moves it takes to hatch your chicken was KOd, the egg hatches as a new one. but depending on the item it held,
lesbiandomesticity:we roast vegetables from our garden, seasoned with herbs from our windowsills, topped with eggs from our chickens. we grow as much as we can, taking pride and drawing strength from the acts of nurturing and nourishing.
averymuether: Growing up and even now I have learned in depth about wild animals and other creatures. But when I learned about farm animals and other commonly eaten animals I was taught “milk comes from cows!” “chickens lay eggs!” very basic
prettygirlfood: Sweet and Sour Chicken Ingredients For the chicken: 1 pound boneless, skinless chicken breasts salt + pepper 1 cup cornstarch 2 eggs ¼ cup canola or vegetable oil For the sauce: ¾ cup sugar 4 tablespoons ketchup ½ cup white vinegar
sixpenceee:What is your “real age?”Just like a chicken, your life started off with an egg. Not a chunky thing in a shell, but an egg nonetheless. However, there is a significant difference between a human egg and a chicken egg that has a surprising
Scootaloo had been thoroughly plucked; her little chicken wings looking like they were ready to be battered and fried as they flapped uselessly over her shoulders, raw and inflamed. But soon she forgot about the pain as she spotted it: an egg! Cold and
Yup, and considering I don’t eat chicken, red meat, dairy, or fast food, I’m not concerned about the cholesterol I consume from eggs haha. Not to mention, I never eat more than an egg or two a day, I don’t eat them every day, and I’m constantly
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